Brain Fever | A Forest Escapade | Guest Post
Brain Fever! Brain Fever! Brain Fever!
Brain Fever! Brain Fever! Brain Fever!
I just went to Corbett*,
Against odds I had bet.
It took me patting some pets,
A way is what a will begets.
We set off on a Saturday morning,
Drove up in our car, honking and horning.
Me and my two friends,
Negotiating curves and bends.
We reached there on time,
Shelled out a nickel and a dime.
Our driver was Naeem,
Stupidly silly he was, to offer me haleem*.
I’m a devout hypocrite,
At the mention of beef, I throw a fit.
Any how and way,
I kept my emotions at bay.
For us it was all sorted,
We had snored, and he had snorted.
And so we entered the jungle,
Carrying our bugles with great bungle.
We checked in as VIPs,
There were no internet domains or IPs.
It was like going back in the past,
The forest was so deep and vast.
We soaked it all in from this sojourn,
As the fauna scoffed at us with a scorn.
But we still unbelonged and invaded,
Seduced ourselves and serenaded.
The rustling leaves and bustling trees,
A landscape full of bovines, birds, and bees.
We reached the fabled rest-house,
A former hunting lodge, a slaughterhouse.
There was the ‘old’ and there was the ‘new’,
The ‘old’ was reserved for a selected few.
We were allotted room number four,
Of which I’d heard only in folklore.
The lodging where Modi* had stayed,
With stories of specials it was sprayed.
We cared not to lose our senses,
And jump over those electrified fences.
Finally we set off on our safari,
In a gypsy almost ‘ram’ ko ‘pyaari’*.
As the tyres raced and rolled,
Buttons on camera I scrolled.
Desperate to click, not to see,
Marvelling at the apex’s faeces full of flea.
Like a rat my heart raced,
When a tiger I finally faced.
I felt so small and puny,
Stripped like a lacklustre looney.
There is no greater than God,
A human is just a stupid sod.
Who thinks he owns all,
In the scheme of things he’s so small.
This continued consecutively,
We acted impaired imperatively.
We scarred the earth and the air,
Still calling ourselves fair and aware.
Had some food and some more fun,
Qualifying ourselves to fit the intended pun.
More sightings and writings followed,
As batteries on my camera I hollowed.
It was truly a joyful junket,
Replete with roars and trumpets.
We came back home from the stint,
Adding gloriously to the carbon footprint.
As I write this tell all tale,
I feel like a convict out on bail.
I should take a moment to think,
Before I re-rampage and raise more stink.
© Hemant Garg
Hemant is a nature and wildlife lover whose pictures speak a thousand words. Born and raised in the capital city of New Delhi, he claims to be a serial procrastinator who loves to dabble in photography. Hemant also happens to carry his bald pate with much elan, while entertaining others with his humour and poetry that flows at the snap of a finger. When not engaged in his wilderness escapades, he can be found managing his own organisation; and all this while donning the role of a father and husband.In Hemant’s words, “I appreciate good food, good conversations, good people, good deeds and good God.”
28 thoughts on “Brain Fever | A Forest Escapade | Guest Post”
I left a message on your blog… or email? hmmmmm, where did I leave that lil’ bugger! hahahaha-??? Okay, well I’m sure you’ll see it! How are you my dearest friend? Are you still on vacation? I’ll tell you what our country is really going to pot if we don’t get rid of this dumb president we have. He should’ve retired 10 yrs. ago and he’s a dam crook, but personally I believe it’s somebody behind him. I wish President Trump was back. He was really a good, good president. If we don’t get rid of this president I believe war could break out! 🙁 Can I come stay by you if it does…??? ~hehehe~ I wish!!! Oh well, I must stand behind our country, and stay with my family! God bless you my dearest friend and may the angels shine upon you and yours!!! HUGS
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Absolutely breath-taking! Thank you for showing us! Well, guess what today is!!! It would’ve been my mother’s 100th birthday and I did a Post on her. Hope you can stop by and see it some-time!!! She was a little happy person all the time. I miss her so much, and naturally she was the best mommy ever! I have a Post today all about her. I hope you can stop by and see it some time! Here’s the link:
and this one is about my brother who passed away. I miss him so much, but I only had one brother and he was a lot of fun. https://wordpress.com/post/xmasdollyisback.com/950 (my brother), and my mama….. well, SILLY ME!!!!! You were there! hahaha Thanks for stopping by my dearest! You’re duh best!~ HUGS… and have a wonderful day! BIG HUGS
Marie Moody aka XmasDolly recently posted…Wordless Wednesday!
WOW! What a great poem and pictures, we love birdies and I wonder if we can have one 😀 Extra Pawkisses for you and Hemant too 🙂 ♥
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Now that I have found your wonderful corner of the universe, I am a happy person.
Poetry and superb wildlife photography! What could be better?
Hemant is obviously a very talented individual. Thanks to him for sharing his talents.
Thanks so much Wally. It’s a pleasure to have you stop by. 🙂
The photos and poem go together like a coyote and roadrunner! Nature is amazing.
What a wonderful post, filled with beautiful birds and critters. The photos are all amazing.
I love elephants. Thank you for linking up and sharing your post. Take care , have a wonderful week! PS, thank you for leaving me a comment.
Such a remarkable guest post, Natasha.
Beautiful words and stunning photos!
Hugs and blessings, my dear friend
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These photos are uniquely, deeply, beautiful. I love how he uses softness here and there in the photos and sprinkles humor though the poetry. “A serial procrastinator” and “devout hypocrite,” made me chuckle.
What an incredible series I am amazed and nearly speechless. What’s spectacular array!! Truly.
Thanks sor linking with us at I’d Rather B Birdin’
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Those photos are absoulutely beautiful, they are real smile makers. Thanks for joining our Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!
Such a beautiful post with both words and images. Thanks for sharing it.
Patrick Weseman recently posted…Kate’s Kitchen
Wonderful wildlife photography, and I enjoyed the poetry. What a great post!
Love the pic of the unbrella bird and the reflected kingfisher. Great poem – the bit about adding to the carbon footprint made me bite my lip guiltily…how lovely to see tigers in the wild. Thanks for joining in #Allseasons
Very entertaining and engaging poetry and images! He is very talented. Thanks for sharing.
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Thank you for joining the Wordless Wednesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous day and rest of the week. Love and hugs to you, sweet Natasha. ♥
Sandee recently posted…Wordless Wednesday
Love the poems and all the beautiful photos. I would love to go on this safari.
Thanks to you and your guest host for this beautiful post.
Take care, have a happy day and a great weekend.
Such stunning photos and great poems xxx
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Your guest blogger did a fabulous job with on holiday to the forest. The Bengal tiger is my favorite but the elephants pix are amazing. The closest I’ll eve to get these kind of animals is at our city zoo for which I haven’t been to since the early 90s. Shame on me! The poetic flow of his words worked purrfectly. Oh yes, let’s not forget the music – great song pick for the post title! Have a boogietastic day!!
Wow so amazing photos!
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What a lovely world has been shared with us, a world I’ve never seen. Thank you!
The poetic adventure was really entertaining, and as for those pictures – wow! Viewing your post was a wonderful way to start my day!
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What a nice guest post I enjoyed the 🙂
Have a poetictastic week Natasha
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Amazing nature shots! I also enjoyed the poem. All in all, a lovely guest post, Natasha.
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So beautiful. A wonderful guest post.
Have a fabulous day and rest of the week. Love and hugs to Natasha. ♥
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Natasha! The images a breathtaking!
There are a sourse of huge inspiration!
I shall come back!
I introduced your post in the table.
Happy WW, dear friend! Love, light and joy! ❤️
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Thanks Natasha dear. Beautiful work. You’ve put together everything so nicely. What a wonderful post this one is, just as all the previous ones from the past. Hats off!!
Thanks for writing, for Natasha Musing, Hemant. Pleasure to host you.